I had always held on to the closed-minded notion that male masturbators were weird or shameful up until recently. My girlfriend and I were about to spend a month apart while she visited family, and I knew I was going to spend considerably more time with my hand. So I decided to spice up the love life a bit.
There’s still something a bit uncanny-valley about masturbators that are made to look like genitals, at least for me. I much prefer the Tenga approach, which is so nondescript, a house guest could accidentally find this thing and probably not know what it’s for. Taking it out of the box, I didn’t even feel bashful using it the first time; I felt like I’d unlocked a higher plane.
So yeah, how is it? In a word, awesome. There’s a pleasant variety of sensations. You can experiment with turning it, different angles, temperatures, you name it. Due to the textured interior I wouldn’t say it feels exactly like sex, nor does it try to; in fact, it’s better than a lot of sex that I’ve had.
You’re probably wondering about the cleanup. Truthfully, it’s fine. It’s handily made to open up so you can get every nook. I find that I can hardly see what I’m washing out, which further reduces the yuck factor. Sure, it takes some discipline to wash it right after every use, but it’s such a nice toy, you’re gonna want to keep it in good condition.
To wrap it up, 10/10, it’s worth every penny. None of what I was worried about has come to pass; the cleanup is fine, and my girlfriend of course doesn’t think it’s weird, or care. I honestly think anyone who has a penis should give this a shot.
