How to Masturbate In College

Jerking Off in Your Dorm

Finding a spot to masturbate on your college campus might seem like a no-brainer. However, we at TENGA have heard some wild stories—like freshmen so pent up that they resorted to the bathroom of their business school for a round of “self-care.” That’s a risky move and not one we recommend.

Despite the obstacle of having a roommate, your dorm is likely going to be your best bet for privacy. If you’re a freshman, chances are your dorm is a one-room setup, typically around 180 to 250 square feet. Upperclassmen might luck out with an apartment-style suite that includes multiple rooms—but that will depend on your school.

Another option is your dorm building’s bathroom or shower, which can offer some level of privacy. Keep in mind, though, that these facilities are often shared with your neighbors. The sounds of your “self-care” session might carry, which is something you’ll probably want to avoid—unless, of course, you don’t mind getting weird looks from your dorm-mates afterward. It’s the same story with the shower, and the floors are dirty enough as is.

When to Masturbate in College

Ok, you’re now in your dorm and looking to jerk off. When is the best time to do so? The trick is to get really familiar with not only your class schedule but your roommate’s as well. This might take a couple of weeks at the start of each semester, but over time, you’ll start to notice when you have the room to yourself. Use these opportunities wisely, and hope that one of their classes doesn’t get canceled.

It gets a little trickier the more people you room with, but the basic concept is still the same. Just bide your time and learn everyone’s schedule. Honestly, your roommates are probably doing the same thing.

Clubs, parties, and other extracurricular activities can make scheduling a bit tricky. The more active your roommate is, the more time you’re likely to have to yourself. However, if your roommate is someone who prefers staying in the dorm, you’ll really need to capitalize on those moments when they’re out of the house.

International students might have extra time to themselves during holidays like Thanksgiving and Christmas when everyone goes home for a weekend or even up to two months. If that’s you, the only advice is to keep things clean and avoid getting so used to your roommate being gone that you get careless when they return!

What to Masturbate With

This might seem like a strange thing to think about, but hear us out. Out of habit, you might reach for the classic combination of tissues and lotion. While there’s nothing inherently wrong with that, it does come with some drawbacks. Your wastebasket will quickly fill up with used tissues unless you clean it out after every session. And unless you’re prepared to explain all those tissues to your roommate (or blame it on having a cold), things could get awkward fast. The lingering smell will be even harder to explain.

Fortunately, we have the perfect solution. Our discreet sex toys are designed to give you a mess-free masturbation experience, letting you enjoy your “me time” without raising any eyebrows. While cleaning reusable toys in a shared dorm sink might be tricky, the TENGA EGG Series and the POCKET TENGA Series provide a hassle-free alternative. Cleanup is just as simple—once you’re done, put them back in their case and toss them in the trash.

Hiding these toys is also easy. These small yet stretchy toys can be stored anywhere. Keep a couple on your desk, and even if someone finds them, their design won’t reveal their purpose.

Summary

There you have it—the where, when, and with what to masturbate in college. Since we are assuming you’re already a jerking-off pro, we didn’t really get into the “how” to masturbate, though we do have guides on that if needed. College is a fun time to explore things and the first stage of adult life. That doesn’t mean you should go four full years without masturbating. If you want to have some hidden pleasure, check out the full discreet sex toys collection.