Results from haul: FOBR, Spinners, Egg Thunder, Egg Shiny II
I'm below average. Glorious 4 inches of steel. Not super girthy, probably average to below average. Fleshlight sizes scare and confuse me. Why would I buy something that looks like it's meant for a footlong and miss out on 2/3 of the canal?
Enter Tenga.
Flip Orb Blue Rush is a great starter among the Flip series at a very reasonable price point compared to the other Flips. Great suction, nice and soft, and alternating bumps are a nice bold sensation. Other products have fancy tips at the far end, but some of us can't reach that far. Not a problem with Flip orb, so I don't feel like I'm missing out. Easy to clean, build quality is good, and not very loud. Compared to the Spinners, much better suction, and more bold with sensation of orbs instead of just textured TPE, which is a nice change of pace. Nut quality was good. Highly recommended, I'm very happy with my purchase.
Spinner Pixel was the most intense O of all that I've tried, because of the far slower buildup from the density of smaller delicate textures and larger diameter, so not as bold and tight. Spinners in general can get a little noisy if air sucks in. Spinner "spin" isn't a dramatic spin on my anatomy, but provides decent tightness. Not too tight like a death grip and because I'm afraid of shattering the internal coil by squeezing too hard, you're left more to the intrinsic structural tightness the spinners can provide, which is totally fine, just not death grip for those who are great at juicing oranges.
Flip orb can be squeezed harder without fear of breaking the spinner coil.
Spinner Brick is pretty bold and tighter. Faster but less intense nut than Pixel. Feel bigger and less bumps and the post nut softness is actually pretty nice and enveloping.
Spinner Shell is fine, kinda in between those two, as far as I've tried. Not as singular and bumpy as Brick, not as delicate as Pixel.
Nice thing about the Spinner size is that I can go all the way down to the hilt, and there's a fun nubben at the end that feels nice at the urethral opening. And the tightness is good, even with my size. If you're large, congrats and FU.
Hard boiled Egg Thunder is fine, I think transverse patterns feel better stroking than vertical patterns. Slight "slashing" sensation as soft ridges curve along the shaft. Personally I feel one ridge along the bottom of the shaft more than the others. They can be reused but need to be washed, dried, and used gently. Ideally get lubed up and twist the egg around the head of the penis like you're trying to start a fire with a stick. I heard an interesting idea to cut the tip of the eggs if busted through and using it more like a stimulating ring rather than a close-ended stroker. I think that's brilliant. Daisy chain multiple and go nut(s).
Egg Shiny II has 3 big bumps which can be squeezed against your shaft making focal points for pressure as you stroke. Kind of like a mini Flip Orb, except with much much less suction and fewer orbs and not as deep.
If you're trying to be discreet, their label printers cannot print single letter initials for names. Shipping Monday had an arrival on Friday.
I've tried non-Tenga products.
One was cheap with a twisting mechanism and dual ended for different textures. Very bad.
One sleeve I tried had ridges and nubbins, reversible with wavy texture on other side. I can't feel any of it. Tried one with automatic suction and vibration. Suction was weak, vibration was fine.
Only one other product I've tried has been good, has multiple chambers making multiple tight points and potential vacuum seal.
This is testament to Tenga quality and thoughtfulness.
Further studies are needed, as the science must go on!