This isn't it chief.
The texture is intense, like really intense. But it's also so damn tight, it's not as much fun to jam your pipe up there as you might think.
The only part of the sleeve I can really spot doing serious work is the middle swirly bit. The others end up blending in too much.
The suction is cute, but hardly anything to write home about. The toy is supposed to swirl on the up-stroke when you hold the air-hole, and it does.... but what that does in practice is beyond me.
The toy is small, which can be both a plus and minus. It's easy to conceal, but it doesn't handle bigger boys. So keep that in mind.
It's an absolute chore to maintain. It's closed end, so cleaning means scrubbing with your fingers.
IT DOESN'T DRY. Like it literally does not dry.
Get this, I rinse it for 5 mins making sure no lube is left. I jam a towel up in there, twice, to dry it a bit.
Then I've tried drying it by standing it up on a wire rack, as well as using the little stand thingy they give you.
I left it for TWO DAYS, and it was still wet inside. It was worse with the provided stand, like sopping wet still two days later.
I was forced to use a cornstarch powder to dry it. Of course, that's a normal part of the maintenance, but I usually didn't do it every damn use for toys in the past.
And after all is said and done, 8 or 9 uses later, the toy is ripping, peeling and chipping... YEAH, chipping.
I'm less embarrassed that I bought this, and more embarrassed that it cost me $40 and I got as much use out of it as the egg pack. And that crap would have saved me cleanup time too.
