TOP 10 TENGA PRODUCTS FOR 2024
It’s almost time to close out 2023. With the new year approaching, it’s time to start getting ready for 2024 so you can enjoy some self-pleasure like a TENGA pro. However, to excel in the future, it’s important to learn from the past. We looked to see what TENGA users were buying, and compiled a list of the top 10 TENGA items from 2023, to give you great ideas on what to get in the new year. This list is perfect for new fans, or those looking for new pleasures from TENGA!
Note: On this countdown list, we are going to be showing only one product per series.
Contents:
- Number 10: Enjoy Silky Smooth Stimulation
- Number 9: The Softest TENGA Toy
- Number 8: Partnered Play Just Got Better
- Number 7: The Pioneer of FLIP
- Number 6: Rotations and Vibrations?!
- Number 5: The Foundation of TENGA
- Number 4: A New Spin on Pleasure
- Number 3: An EGGcellent TENGA Item
- Number 2: Vibe with the FLIP ZERO
- Number 1: The Reigning Champ
- Summary
Number 10: TENGA FLEX SILKY WHITE
Kicking off our list we got the TENGA FLEX SILKY WHITE. It spins, it sucks (in a good pleasure sort of way) and with its spiral-ribbed casing, embraces the penis for a sensational experience. Cover the air hole to allow the FLEX to constrict and give that incredible tightness. Cleaning up is super simple.
- Take out the elastomer sleeve
- Turn inside out
- Wash
- Invert the built-in stand cap to use as a drying rack
As the softer of the original two in the FLEX Series, the FLEX SILKY WHITE is for those who prefer more gentle sensations.
Number 9: TENGA Puffy Latte Brown
Speaking of gentleness, the Puffy Latte Brown takes that concept to a whole new level. The TENGA Puffy Series came out late in 2023 and the Latte Brown was STILL able to make it on the top 10 list. If that alone does tell you how good this item is, I don’t know what else will.
The TENGA Puffy Latte Brown comes equipped with smooth intertwining waves that provide soft pleasures. That’s only on the inside. The exterior is made of an ultra-soft material that makes it feel like you're holding a marshmallow.
When it’s time to clean, pop off the top cover and insertion caps, this allows you to run water straight through the product. This also prevents water from getting trapped inside and allows for easy cleaning. If you’re a fan of softness, The Puffy Latte Brown is the way to go.
Number 8: TENGA SVR Black
Do you know what the TENGA SVR Black and the Tango have in common? They both excel when two people are involved. Sometimes partnered play needs a little spicing up, and the SVR Black is just the thing for the job. Equipped with 5 vibration strengths and 2 rhythm modes, you’ll vibe with this device. Don’t worry about size issues either. The TENGA SVR Black has a stretchable silicone ring. Prefer to use your fingers? No problem. The SVR can also be used on the fingers instead of the shaft, to create a stimulating touch. Either way, your partner will thank you for pulling out the SVR.
For the travelers out there, the SVR Black can be safely carried in its nifty travel case.
Number 7: TENGA FLIP HOLE BLACK
Spoilers for the rest of the list: we are gonna see a couple of TENGA FLIP Series items from here on. Seeing how the FLIP HOLE was the first of this series, it’s fitting that the FLIP HOLE BLACK is the first FLIP to appear here. The intense stimulation from the FLIP HOLE BLACK’s intricate inner workings allows for various sensations to be felt at the same time.
The FLIP HOLE BLACK should be respected by all TENGA fans due to it being the source of plenty of beloved features in future FLIP Products. Let’s look at it’s record:
- One of the first reusable TENGA products
- Helped pioneer flip-open design for easy cleaning
- Pioneered the idea of BLACK versions having stronger sensations
- Using the slide arms as a drying rack
It’s no wonder that even after nearly 15 years since its release, the FLIP HOLE BLACK still makes it as one of TENGA’s most popular items.
Number 6: TENGA FLIP ZERO EVR (ELECTRONIC VIBROTATION)
If the FLIP HOLE BLACK was the FLIP Series’ past, then the FLIP ZERO ELECTRONIC VIBROTATION is its future. This device amplifies the FLIP ZERO with new rotational stimulation! Mastering the FLIP ZERO ELECTRONIC VIBROTATION is simple. Just twist and tilt your hand during use to change rotation speeds and directions. Click the Speed Lock button once you find what gets you going to lock in the speed you like. That might sound like a lot of work to some, but we have a solution for that too. You can also use the rotation button to choose from three rotational patterns. For the fans of the FLIP ZERO EV, we didn’t forget to include vibrations.
Thanks to the internal motors, the FLIP ZERO ELECTRONIC VIBROTATION comes packed with low vibrations, high vibrations, and three vibration patterns. All at the click of a button.
Don’t worry if you already have a FLIP ZERO. The FLIP ZERO ELECTRONIC VIBROTATION is compatible with all of the FLIP ZERO products. However, only the FLIP ZERO EVs can take advantage of both the rotations and vibrations. Regular FLIP ZEROs can still experience the sensation of the rotations. Think of it as a way to get even more pleasure out of your favorite FLIP ZERO.
Number 5 TENGA ORIGINAL VACUUM CUP
Starting off the Top 5, we have the TENGA ORIGINAL VACUUM CUP. This item is the symbol of TENGA and for good reason. It’s been 18 years since its release, and it is still beloved by both new users and TENGA veterans alike!
The ORIGINAL VACUUM CUP has it all, smooth insertion, an air hole to control vacuum suction, and best of all, it’s easy to dispose of after use. There is no need to buy any extra lotion since it’s pre-lubricated, the ORIGINAL VACUUM CUP can be used right out of the box! To many people looking to start with TENGA, the ORIGINAL VACUUM CUP makes a great first impression.
Number 4: TENGA SPINNER 05 BEADS
A new challenger has appeared!
Usually, the SPINNER 03 SHELL is ranked as the most popular SPINNER. Not only that, but it usually ranked number 4 in overall popularity. 2023 however, is a true underdog story. Narrowly beating the SHELL out is the SPINNER 05 BEADS. While not as firm as the SHELL, BEADS provides slightly more stimulation thanks to the spiraled sphere interior. It also has a wider diameter as well. That being said, you can’t go wrong with either one! Both are great budget-friendly reusable items. The SPINNER’s case can even be used as a drying rack!
Number 3: TENGA EGG VARIETY PACK: HARD BOILED
Variety is the spice of life. Seeing how a lot of people find TENGA through the TENGA EGGs, it’s not surprising the EGG VARIETY PACK: HARD BOILED is the number 3 item on the list.
Crack open a pack for EGGtraordinary delights. TENGA EGGs are very stretchy to the point where they can fit almost any size. To make things easier, we also included a pack of lotion in each EGG, so you can get started right away. We even thought of the people who want even MORE lotions with their EGGs. If the free packet isn’t enough, you can grab a bottle of TENGA EGG lotion.
Why struggle with which EGG to choose? It’s more fun to experiment with this handy pack! The EGGs in the EGG VARIETY PACK: HARD BOILED are:
Try them all to find your favorite EGG!
Number 2: TENGA FLIP ZERO EV (ELECTRONIC VIBRATION) BLACK
Honestly, we could go on all day about how great the FLIP ZERO EV BLACK is. But this time we aren’t going to! Let’s take a look at what customers have said in the past:
Best Product - Two years of Use!
This vibrator is better than the real thing. I have been using it twice a week for about two years. That is how well-built it is. I am thinking of buying a second one cuz I am worried it will wear out! Works best with red hole lotion. The vibrations are perfect and it allows you to control stroking and design allows for control of vacuum.
Nothing better
It’s wonderful! That’s all that can be said. Just wonderful
And there you have it, the FLIP ZERO BLACK EV summed up in just a word: Wonderful.
Number 1: TENGA HOLE LOTION REAL.
The reigning champ does it again. It was the top-selling item of 2021 and continues to be in 2023 as well. Just like how peanut butter is perfect with jelly, the HOLE LOTION REAL pairs up perfectly with TENGA items. Providing a pleasant lubricating experience without crossing the line of being too sticky, you can’t go wrong with adding it to your 2024 pleasure game plan.
Summary
Congratulations! You’re ready for 2024. Any of the items on this list will show you a great time. There have been some changes since we last did a ranking. Did any of them surprise you? How will these products rank when 2025 comes around? Find out … in about a year from now.
So start the new year right, the top two TENGA items can be bought together at a small discount. Buy and save now!